Including a glorious Fandom Tumblr Hijack (and then you fall down the rabbit hole of hijacks by slightly more obscure fandoms, and you come out the other side with a therapy session between the Black Knight and Hannibal)
There's this girl today that said I need God after I shivered and looked like I was being possessed she's insanity Christian so I looked at her and said no I think I might not need him just yet then I stood up sat criss-cross on the floor, peered over the desk and kind of growled.
Oh Misha! I am more curious about the genetic anomaly that causes the mustache to grow ON the nose. :)