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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons & electrons. They forgot to mention morons.


Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

peas in a pod ;)

I know mommy laughs at you sarcastic comments but that doesnt mean its always ok to say them! Not everyone has our sense of humor daughter!

if the first doesn't work, maybe one of the others…

I'm expecting 6 miles away, actually. I go commando, I command for you to go away. Man, this vitamin is really unhealthy.

I know several people for whom this is applicable...

You play the Victim so well I'm surprised you don't carry your own body chalk. I need this on a greeting card.

babies are just funny awesome

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24 Brutally Honest Love Cards for Couples with a Sense of Humour

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So true for conversations I'm having with Chris. He says "Were you being sarcastic?" and I have to think about it before replying


Funny Encouragement Ecard: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.

Here's a straw

Here's a straw