"If you give a man a wookiee, he's going to ask for a fast spaceship. When you give him the spaceship, he'll probably ask you for an astromech droid to help with repairs. Once you've reached light speed, he'll ask you for an Alderaan princess.
Sorry Twilight, but i adore how many strong female characters exist in nerd culture. (Correction: Not sorry, Twilight.) Just comes to show the alpha quadrant is much better off with captain janeway patrolling