Is it a bird, or, "hey idiot!" *Gets interrupted by Deadpool* "Penguins can't fly." *Looks at Deadpool* "well they do if you use a catapult."*Deadpool gives thumbs up and proceeds to catapult a Penguin*
Amazing Reasons to Get Detention - I like the Hunger Games one the best. That or the one where the student corrected the teacher (after all, a mile IS longer than a kilometer) but got detention anyways.