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I told this joke to a couple people.. Most ruined it always forgot I mentioned the tub of glue -_-

always heard the joke as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" LOL funny nonetheless :-)


I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

I love these cards!!  They capture EVERY bad thought in my mind!!

They capture EVERY bad thought in my mind!

I'm funny. I'm serious.

I'm funny. I'm serious.

Funny Reminders Ecard: You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

I really am

I hate being late, but I'm so good at it. Story of my life! So me;

Some are so bored in life they spend 4/6 hours a day, 365 a year...

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.


bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!


Some men must have been conceived through anal sex. There's no way someone could be that big of an asshole naturally.

I have long crazy straws, no need to get fancy with glasses ;)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Some days, this describes work perfectly.

modern poetry: roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine!