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As long as everything is EXACTLY the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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Had to pin this because it's hilarious! The Reason Why This Guy Isn’t Getting Any Tonight Is Hilarious - Seriously, For Real?Seriously, For Real?

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Lmmfao! For real though!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.


quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".

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Back to School

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

Teenagers are God's revenge on the earth. So we can see what it’s like to make something in our own image that denies us.

Exactly how I felt with all the complaining. Be thankful that you have a job fir goodness sakes!

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This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

Poor Destinee

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

she thinks she’s hot shit

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!