The Multi-Tool Utility Case is supposed to be a case for your iPhone that’s also a very useful toolkit. It has space for two precision screwdrivers, two ball-point pens, a nail file, a pair of tweezers and scissors, and even a kick stand.
Bionic Boots make you run like a speeding ostrich <-- yeah because it was always my dream to run like an ostrich. Was there not a more graceful animal we could have come up with?<-- it's ostrich inspired you frigging inbred
Spyder Arctic Laser is the world's most powerful laser you can legally own. It's got a cool-blue, but blazing-hot, laser beam. This company also makes a flashlight so bright, it can cook an egg and set things on fire.