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when i am in my car i become celine dion and steven tyler's love child. i should charge a fee for the entertainment i provide at red lights

When I am in my car I become Celine Dion and Steven Tyler's love child. I should charge a fee for the entertainment I provide at red lights.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

There is only one Justin and his last name is Timberlake.

Free and Funny Music Ecard: There is only one Justin and his last name is Timberlake.

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Pumpkin Season

LOL - Summer is over, now it is time for Pumpkin EVERYTHING! Pumpkin pie, pumpkin recipes, pumpkin drinks, and pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks!

I just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, 'So I saw this thing on Pinterest...'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with,

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Anyone who knows me well, knows I pick the raisins out of my oatmeal raisin cookie and the the oatmeal cookie! mmmm, chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are yummm-o though :)

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Funny Seasonal Ecard: For Father's Day I'm going to make breakfast, take care of the kids and do all my husband's laundry, oh wait.

Friendship

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

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