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I may look completely calm but in my head i've punched you in the face like three times.

Ok. Sometimes I like people. But I don't like mornings, and it's hard to like morning people or, really, any people in the morning!

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Sometimes I like people. But I don't like mornings, and it's hard to like morning people or, really, any people in the morning!

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

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If i didn't give full fuck you'd spend years in a coma, and I'd be in prison getting conjugal visits from your wife.

When you are bad at apologies. Laugh your self out with various memes that we collected around the internet.

So true.

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.Trust me, you can dance.

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Oh My Word... I love it, love it , love it!   I must be pretty darn interesting... you keep talking about me. (:

HEY, I found your nose. It was in my business again. Seriously, mind your own business!

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Unicorns are awesome. Im awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn lol

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