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Life is too short to wear boring panties.

In all seriousness I could not agree more.

When I say, "The other day"...It can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

I say this all the time and it drives my husband crazy! I just give him this exact explanation every time!

If I gave you a straw, will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?

If I give you a straw, will you go Suck The Fun Out of someone else's day? Funny Poster Sign by FunnyBusiness

I'll quit coffee. It wont be easy drinking baileys straight, but i'll get used to it.  50 Amazing Women, 50 Hilarious Quotes #refinery29

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It's crazy how when we see an animals ribs, hip bones, and collar bones we think of it as sad and abusive, but when we see it on a woman it's a form of beauty

"It's crazy how when we see an animals ribs, hip bones, and collar bones, we think of it as sad and abusive. But when we see it on a woman, it's a form of beauty." (Sad but true.

Front: Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid Inside: Blank sapling press…

Caffeine Letterpress Card

Front: Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a post consumer brown bag kraft envelope.

Wine   The recommended 2-3 servings per day

Wine: an alcoholic drink that is made from fermented grapes and therefore officially counts as a serving of fruit.

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