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I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Hahaha!!! I love me some wine... The higher the alcohol content the better, especially when I need a little R.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

To all the ladies who must be super bored if they have to spend their evenings discussing me.

Thank you for lowering people's expectations of me so that I seem that much more shiningly awesome when they meet me.

Luke Bryan

Luke Bryan, I wouldn't just get drunk on you. I'd get hammered.hahah cheers to that ;

Hey girl, I'm calling to tell you about my new business, Perfectly Posh. You should join my team. We would have so much fun.


Hey girl, I'm calling to tell you about my new business, Perfectly Posh! My team's name is iParty with POSH!

Missouri Weather...yep!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

Yay Friday is back!! Enjoy your weekend! #bartendingschool #Friday #drinks #drunk For more visit www.bartendingschool4free.com

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.

Not offended easily? Hilarious Shit will keep you laughing for days.

20 Grammar and Spelling Memes Only True Bookworms Will Appreciate

20 Grammar Memes Only True Bookworms Will Appreciate

My lyfe in an ecard

Ah ha hah ha! This is why I don't drink tequila