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Keep rolling those eyes, bitch. Maybe youll find a brain back there.

Keep rolling those eyes, bitch. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. Hmmm Liu Marie think we kno some ppl like this?

Sometimes you just have to be one.. #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

Yeah, she really just said that!

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You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

So true!  And three times with no epidural!!

No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

Seriously. Shut your fucking hole.

You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Online dating ...

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

BITCH PLEASE!

Funny ecard -BITCH PLEASE! You are just like a toilet.fat, round and full of shit!

Lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

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