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Next time I fall I am saying this

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

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Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair Made of steel Twice From Hulk!

Good do I know when to pretend I’m being productive

Relatable Post Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps. So true!

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"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

A thief broke into my house last night...He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

the description. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. I Joke Memes. >Memes Fuck the tags

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This is true. Once we got into high school, they stopped requiring us to write in cursive. However, I switch interchangeable between cursive and print. I write in cursive still because I think it's pretty.

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Best Funny Quotes Earlier I used to lose every argument with my wife, and then I decided for no more loosing and stopped arguing with her.

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Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

How TRUE !!!

However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

You mean, I'm not the only one that does this?? My poor kids...had more than their fair share of purple skittles and pineapple lifesavers! Haha!

You mean, I'm not the only one that does this? My poor friends.had more than their fair share of purple skittles and pineapple lifesavers!

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