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Coconut cream pie, please

Pie Chart: People who eat healthy, balanced meals. People who wish this was *really* pie!

As I do more laundry...

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

Honestly, I am not a big lush, I just do stupid stuff when I'm drunk.

so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Giving up Facebook... could you? Facebook Social Media Humor

Quitting is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back.

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

I agree. In fact, there is a skinny...hmmm...person inside of me shouting to get out, I shut her up with cookies and ice cream...the good kind!

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

lol funny-sayings

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

Laughed for 10 minutes straight... just cause its so cheesy

Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

My mouth opened 1/4 of an inch before I started laughing. :)

I am laughing out loud. I have looked at this for two days and said gullible very slow each time. It never sounded like oranges. Abby says, "Are you serious Mom?

Lucy, you're not alone. Peanuts - Charles M. Schultz

I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

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