I had a panic attack at my school dance and fainted. I woke up in a hospital bed with my friend sitting next to me. I looked over the & first thing she said was "You panicked at the disco, dude."<<<< i Get it its Panic! At the Disco
I straight up freak out if I accidentally hurt Rue. - I accidently just stepped on my dogs tail. He did a little yip and was fine. Meanwhile I'm chasing him screaming "OMG I HURT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!" as he runs away from me.
I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time.and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol
Last night I almost got robbed. I was eating cereal at and then he walks in. I was so scared that I threw my cereal at him and he was covered in milk and Rice Krispies. I laughed so hard then I called the police.
Not my comment but hilarious: was in a public bathroom one time (female) when the silence was broken by this big, loud, fart. Then a voice said "mufasaaaaaa." I couldn't hold the laughter in after that. Still laugh yrs later.
I started singing lost boy in Walmart and I was like, "I am a lost boy, from never land" and then an aisle over I hear "usually hanging out with, Peter Pan!" Me and that dude are now best friends I love this song "Lost Boy"