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I had a panic attack at my school dance and fainted. I woke up in a hospital bed with my friend sitting next to me. I looked over the & first thing she said was "You panicked at the disco, dude."<<<< i Get it its Panic! At the Disco

Omg.... Trenity I could see you going this for your kids!!!!!

This older lady at work kept staring at me for like five minutes, finally she came over and said "You look like my future daughter in law" gave me a picture of her son with his number and walked away

37 Funny Pictures You're Going To Love

37 Funny Pictures You're Going To Love

I had a similar incident in school. :D

Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "During class, I was writing a story. Teacher got mad and confiscated my notebook. I need to know how this ends.

I accidently just stepped on my dogs tail. He did a little yip and was fine. Meanwhile I'm chasing him screaming "OMG I HURT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!!!" as he runs away from me.

I straight up freak out if I accidentally hurt Rue. - I accidently just stepped on my dogs tail. He did a little yip and was fine. Meanwhile I'm chasing him screaming "OMG I HURT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!" as he runs away from me.

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I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time.and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol

I'm a young high school teacher. Went on a date to a restaurant and a whole bunch of my students were sitting across from me. They kept looking over, smiling, and giving me the thumbs up. Awkward:

I'm a young high school teacher. Went on a date to a restaurant and a whole bunch of my students were sitting across from me. They kept looking over, smiling, and giving me the thumbs up.

Last night I almost got robbed. I was eating cereal at 12:56 and then he walks in. I was so scared that I threw my cereal… http://ibeebz.com

Last night I almost got robbed. I was eating cereal at and then he walks in. I was so scared that I threw my cereal at him and he was covered in milk and Rice Krispies. I laughed so hard then I called the police.

"Love it. My 5yr old daughter saw me crying because my ex broke up with me and she grabbed me phone and said "I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind" my7yr son said "no" and grabbed his rubber bat. I felt loved. "

My old daughter saw me crying because my ex broke up with me and she grabbed me phone and said "I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind" son said "no" and grabbed his rubber bat. I felt loved.

I'm dying! IDK why I'm laughing so hard....

Not my comment but hilarious: was in a public bathroom one time (female) when the silence was broken by this big, loud, fart. Then a voice said "mufasaaaaaa." I couldn't hold the laughter in after that. Still laugh yrs later.

I swear if this happened to me....

I started singing lost boy in Walmart and I was like, "I am a lost boy, from never land" and then an aisle over I hear "usually hanging out with, Peter Pan!" Me and that dude are now best friends I love this song "Lost Boy"

"We were talking about this girl across the room and how DAMN hot she was. She's 50 feet away, we're whispering. No way she could hear us. She comes over and slaps the shit out of me! Turns out she was deaf and reading my lips.  Owned   "

I taught myself to read lips in the grade. People wondered how I knew about everything in high school. It was my secret superpower.

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