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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #266: ‘Tony Stark did it!’ is never an acceptable excuse. [Submitted by minervagem]

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #570: Familiarize yourself with the Evil Overlord List and be sure to develop a mental list of ways to counteract any included slip-ups by hostile forces.

Recruit Survival Tip Should you be involved at any point in working with the X-Men, be advised that they do not like to be referred to as the ‘Special Snowflake Squad’. [Submitted by simpaticonebula]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #449:Asking any female agent if it is ‘that time of the month’ is not a good idea. [Submitted by hitomimuse]

Recruit Survival Tip any female agent if it is & time of the month& is not a good idea. [Submitted by hitomimuse]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #294:Causing Captain Rogers' shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised.  But, but, but....

Recruit Survival Tip Captain Rogers’ shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised. but he's johnny storm. he makes flames.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #301:In light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S.H.I.E.L.D. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

Recruit Survival Tip light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #7:  If you purchase the last pack of donettes from the vending machine on Level 5, expect an exponential increase in your paperwork in the future. Agent Coulson doesn’t mess around when it comes to snack food.

Recruit Survival Tip If at any point you find yourself thinking ‘Coulson won’t find out’, promptly turn in your letter of resignation. The same goes for Director Fury and Deputy Director Hill.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #520: Never bring alien technology back to your personal dwelling. There are containment procedures in place for the safety of everyone. Follow them. [Submitted by violasarecool]

Recruit Survival Tip Never bring alien technology back to…

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #382:Yes, Agent Coulson used to be nicknamed ‘Cheese’ when he was in the military. The reasons remain undisclosed, however, and making assumptions is generally unwise. Therefore, you really do not have to attempt to create an artisanal cheese and name it after him.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #183:Sometimes R&D has some very eccentric ideas. It’s usually best to just go along with it, at least through the testing stages.

Recruit Survival Tip Sometimes R&D has some very eccentric ideas. It’s usually best to just go along with it, at least through the testing stages.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #310:Do not provoke Tony Stark. If you do, get control of the situation as soon as possible in any way you can, if you can. (Threats of bodily harm are not compulsory, but are allowed.)  [Submitted by cleareyesfullheartscantlosee]

Recruit Survival Tip not provoke Tony Stark. If you do, get control of the situation as soon as possible in any way you can, if you can. (Threats of bodily harm are not compulsory, but are allowed.) [Submitted by cleareyesfullheartscantlosee]

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #344:If you are put on Loki-sitting duty as punishment, do not tell him what you did to earn said punishme...

Survival Tips for S. Recruits, S. Recruit Survival Tip in this situation, I would probable just tell the Captain and drag him on board to get his dance

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #1: Always make more coffee if you empty the pot.  You do not want to know what will happen to you if you ...

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #352:Please stop suggesting the Avengers get group therapy. It’s been tried. The therapist ended up in therapy, and discussion on the event beyond that results in disciplinary measures.  [Submitted by fangirlandproudofit]

Recruit Survival Tip stop suggesting the Avengers get group therapy. It’ The therapist ended up in therapy, and discussion on the event beyond that results in disciplinary measures. [Submitted by fangirlandproudofit]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #4:  Do not volunteer for any tests Tony Stark recommends.  Ever.

I love the Avengers and this is pretty funny if you read through them all S. Recruit Survival Tip Do not volunteer for any tests Tony Stark recommends.

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