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A moment of silence for all the people we drew halfway down the page to avoid drawing feet <<I never have to do the eye thing but there are days where I just can't draw hands and feet

Beautiful

you think Shakespeare is boring? Shakespeare thinks your mom is boring. I don't love Shakespeare, but I that's because I don't catch the humor he uses right away ( that's because I don't read him on leisure time )

Condescending con descending

A snobbish criminal going down the stairs = A condescending con descending!

Oh my god

I told this at dinner and we proceeded to spend the rest of the time making dead puns and talking about the most ridiculous things we want done after our deaths

and when a trans guy sneezes, for a beautiful split second his vagina disappears

and when a trans guy sneezes, for a beautiful split second his vagina disappears ^

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