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This IS what the future holds.

I wish! It would make things so much easier!!!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Paws off my food

Paws off my food

Attention boys! Lol.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

My problem is that I'm growing sideways!!

Now I know what my problem is laughter!

that's what my BMI chart said last year in health when we looked at our charts.im too short but im the perfect weight


funny stuff++ - marriage is betting someone half your shit that you will love them forever

Definitely have become spoiled with text.  I hate talking on the phone

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

I think this should be blown up and put in every room of my house to remind me that I would be the first one killed...

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. Well, good reason to start working out.

I am iron man!

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?


Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.