Memos from Fury: Agent Barton is reminded that chess is not a contact sport. While we're on the subject, if Agent Romanoff executes one more checkmate 'with extreme prejudice' she will be banned from the helicarrier rec room.
This is a reminder to all agents that next week we will be running all of our emergency drills. These include: - Fire drill - Tornado drill - Hurricane drill - Snake infestation drill - Hulk drill - Zombie apocalypse drill - Caffeine shortage drill
Loki and Ms. Lewis are to cease using the PA system to blast “Slytherin Night” under the pretense of expressing their house pride. They are also to stop trying to convince the junior agents to emulate the song lyrics. Encouraging them is detrimental.
[Submitted by: jcatgrl Agents Barton and Romanoff are reminded that “Skippy’s List” is not a To-Do List, and they are forbidden from treating it as such. They are also forbidden from using strawberry Pop-tarts to bribe Thor into doing any of the.