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I Think I Got In Trouble Again

I Think I Got In Trouble Again

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.

Do penguins have knees, though? This question has caused me to stay up all night before. Seriously. Haha

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself.    That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

#problemsolver

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

Yes...especially during trips to certain stores like Walmart...lol

Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep you have a person locked in your basement.

I'm already going to hell, so I decided I'm going to enjoy the fucking ride!

I'm already going to hell, so I decided I'm going to enjoy the fucking ride!

Obama and his adminstration Heck everyone in government is really good at this movement!

Your Flexibility Amazes Me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time? not nice, but bitchy funny ;

Vacation on a beer budget

I thought this was funny it made me smile. Humorous pictures of the hour ( AM, Friday January 2015 PST) – 10 pics

Lasted 3 hours and 12 minutes

I dont mean to brag but.I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.

Just stumbled across this cool page for Lady Gaga

Just stumbled across this cool page for Lady Gaga

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