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Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin. Album in comments - Imgur

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin. Album in comments

Stanley Tucci vs. Transformers. Relevant geek joke: A web programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a handsome prince.” She bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in her pocket. The frog spoke up again, “If you kiss me..."  Read more: keepscottsdaleplastic.com

Stanley Tucci vs. Transformers. Relevant geek joke: A web programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a handsome prince.” She bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in her pocket. The frog spoke up again, “If you kiss me..." Read more: keepscottsdaleplastic.com

“She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue, Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.” ~Shel Silverstein  “…I’m just a notch in your bed post, But you’re just a line in a song. Drop a heart, Break a name… We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping… …for the wrong team…” ~Fallout Boy  Song: Sugar, We’re Goin Down Now on Tour! Phoenix, AZ – Aug 8 @ Ak-Chin Pavilion

“She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue, Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.” ~Shel Silverstein “…I’m just a notch in your bed post, But you’re just a line in a song. Drop a heart, Break a name… We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping… …for the wrong team…” ~Fallout Boy Song: Sugar, We’re Goin Down Now on Tour! Phoenix, AZ – Aug 8 @ Ak-Chin Pavilion

"Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself..." -Desiderata

"Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself..." -Desiderata

Phoenix, Arizona - Keep Scottsdale Plastic Trailer Park Boys www.Keep$cottsdalePlastic.com

Phoenix, Arizona - Keep Scottsdale Plastic Trailer Park Boys www.Keep$cottsdalePlastic.com

Third Rate Dog Walker - Keep $cottsdale Plastic :D - Because you can’t afford to hire the best since you lost everything in the divorce and are still paying attorney fees so euthanasia is out of the question. You fought hard to win your dog, don’t they deserve to be spoiled on a budget to make your ex jealous? If you’re asking the question, you already know the answer. It starts with a “Y” and ends in an “es!” :)  Hire us today! www.keepscottsdaleplastic.com/dog-walker

Third Rate Dog Walker - Keep $cottsdale Plastic :D - Because you can’t afford to hire the best since you lost everything in the divorce and are still paying attorney fees so euthanasia is out of the question. You fought hard to win your dog, don’t they deserve to be spoiled on a budget to make your ex jealous? If you’re asking the question, you already know the answer. It starts with a “Y” and ends in an “es!” :) Hire us today! www.keepscottsdaleplastic.com/dog-walker

Meanwhile in Queen Creek - www.KeepScottsdalePlastic.com ~ Seeing as how there is no category for “massive nightmare shark decor,” might as well throw it under “general for sale” on craigslist. Leave the decision making to whether it looks better in the foyer or master suite overlooking the veranda by the glow of the bedside candelabra, brah.

Meanwhile in Queen Creek - www.KeepScottsdalePlastic.com ~ Seeing as how there is no category for “massive nightmare shark decor,” might as well throw it under “general for sale” on craigslist. Leave the decision making to whether it looks better in the foyer or master suite overlooking the veranda by the glow of the bedside candelabra, brah.

Scottsdale maids and junk removal by Minotaur Cleaning Co. - Click to order online. www.keepscottsdaleplastic.com/services

Scottsdale maids and junk removal by Minotaur Cleaning Co. - Click to order online. www.keepscottsdaleplastic.com/services


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